Sunday 11 April 2010

Greetings From Sunny Plymouth

Well what a scorcher of a weekend we've had!

Anything above 15 degrees in Britain guarantees an abundance the following sights:

  • Overflowing beer gardens
  • People in flipflops
  • Men with football tattoos and beer bellies walking around with their tops off
  • Skinny girls with gorgeous legs in hotpants
  • Not so skinny girls with not so gorgeous legs in hotpants
  • And something which causes me an irrational amount of irritation:
  • Sunglasses as props.

The name is fairly self explanatory - they're glasses that you wear when it's sunny to protect your eyes!

If you want to keep your hair out of your face, buy a hairband!

If you're a man, you probably have short hair. Why are you wearing your sunglasses on your head? INDOORS?

Just in case it's not crystal clear... It reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally annoys me. Therefore everyone should stop doing it. Ok?

1 comment:

  1. gawd did I see some TERRIBLE fake tan jobs over these last few drives home from work along outland road. Bad fake tan in BAD tiny tiny shorts!!

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