Riddle me this...
You're the footballer Peter Crouch. Ok so you're rich. You made "The Robot" popular again. But you at an awkward, gangly 12ft 11 tall. you were definitely punching above your weight when you pulled Abbey Clancy - Abby is not only a gorgeous model who earns her own money but also seems to be very sweet and good fun.
So why (Why, Peter, WHY? Explain to us!) do you cheat on her with a prostitute?
Because you can., I suspect. According to Heatworld this morning she's taking him back...
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