Today I have spent all day in town trying to find an outfit worthy of impressing Gemma Arterton tomorrow night. I have returned empty handed.
It would appear that I have been steadily eating my way towards obesity for the past 12 months, and it has only just dawned on me now that nothing I own fits me. Now I know lots of curvaceous women who are bigger than me and look beautiful. However I do believe I have been cursed with "small bones" so essentially need to shift about 2 stone in order to get down to my natural fighting weight.
So... Does anyone know how I can do this by 5pm tomorrow?
Fantastic underwear a la bridget jones :-)
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