Sunday, 5 September 2010

Where do Fat People Shop?

Today I have spent all day in town trying to find an outfit worthy of impressing Gemma Arterton tomorrow night. I have returned empty handed.

It would appear that I have been steadily eating my way towards obesity for the past 12 months, and it has only just dawned on me now that nothing I own fits me. Now I know lots of curvaceous women who are bigger than me and look beautiful. However I do believe I have been cursed with "small bones" so essentially need to shift about 2 stone in order to get down to my natural fighting weight.

So... Does anyone know how I can do this by 5pm tomorrow?

1 comment:

  1. Fantastic underwear a la bridget jones :-)