Friday 19 February 2010

Lets all Praise Tiger's wife

Click Here to see Tiger Woods, a mere 3 months after it came out that he had been quite spectacularly doing the dirty on his wife, putting on a Razzie-worthy performance of making a public apology (read, trying to salvage his career). Better late than never I suppose.

Amazingly, in amongst all the guff he's obviously spent weeks pondering over whilst in rehab for his so-called "sex addiction" (that's what they're calling it these days), Tiger tells us that his wife is not to blame and "deserves praise".

Quite what there is to praise about a woman who feels it necessary to take back a serial cheat who has totally humiliated her in front of the entire world, escapes me but there we go.

Tiger also wants to make it very clear that his wife did not attack him on that fateful night when he mysteriously crashed his car. Well bigger fool her! I think I might have liked her a bit more if she had used Tiger's 3 wood to drive him into next week.

And whilst we are on the subject... I don't even know where to begin with Toni Terry - whose husband is once again outed as a total douchebag. Heartbroken, she flees the country to escape the embarrassment but remembers to pack a special Valentine's Day-appropriate bikini just in case they kiss and make up when he flies out for crisis talks when he's given compassionate leave from his job.

And Cheryl Cole, I loves yous a million percent, yes? But your husband is a dirtbag. I don't know many people who lie around in hotel rooms taking naked pictures of themself "for a laugh"which they then accidentally leave on their "between contracts" unregistered pay as you go mobile that then falls into the hands of an as-yet unnamed friend of a friend who then impersonates them for the purpose of "Sexting" a not very attractive Page 3 stunner. And for all this to come out just days before you are due to give a massive performance of your hit "Fight for this Love" which you wrote all about how hard you worked at saving your marriage last time he did this to you.
Hey Cheryl, did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Katia off of Celebrity Big Brother, famous for being publicly slapped about by shambling pensioner Ronnie Wood is reported in the papers to be considering going back to him because she "misses him buying her nice dresses".

And then we find out that Mr Family Man, Vernon Kay has been a bit of a sex pest behind his gorgeous wife's back!

Has the world gone mad?

I appreciate that I am perhaps experiencing an irrational level of anger at this subject, but seriously, am I the only one who thinks never mind the sleazy men, these women all deserve a proper talking to?

Ah well, they're bound to be reading this, so consider yourselves told...

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