Ronan Cheating

Arrrrgh.

Now Ronan's at it!!

According to the tabloids (therefore factually true), Dirty Cheating Ronan Keating was busted by his wife when she found his other mobile phone, which he had been using to send Tiger Texts to some dancer - who, I don't know if you've noticed, looks EXACTLY THE SAME as his wife.

I'm actually trying to think if there's anyone left who would shock me if it came out they'd been having an affair...

It's taken me 10 minutes of intensive googling but yes, I have found them:

Seal & Heidi Klum.

The day that story breaks is the day I give up on happily ever after.