XFactor: Some people sang, Take That did The Flood (again), there was ticker tape, more singing. It was all a bit underwhelming to be honest. Then Matt Carldle won. Still a bit underwhelming if I'm honest.
Bored, I was titting about on my iPhone when all of a sudden, Mr G spat "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!". I looked up as he was rewinding the final moments of the show and stopped at Harry (Curly-One) from One Direction leaning towards Matt and muttering something in his ear.
"What does he say?!" Mr G giggles...
Girls of the world, you have been warned.
p.s. He's not talking about your pet.